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Hello, everyone! I'm Shibayu's producer!
- I'm Yumemaru, who is no longer with us. - Hey! I'm back!
At our meeting, we said that we're good at finding erotic girls.
So today, we have three of you.
You're good at finding erotic girls, right?
- Of course! - We're passionate about it.
Okay, I hope you can close your eyes now.
- We have five beautiful ladies with us today. - Hello!
- You're one of the best. - Thank you!
Simply put, only one of you is sexy.
- Just one of you? - Yes, just one of you.
- Are you sure? - Yes, you're a sexy actress.
- That's amazing! - The rest of you are not sexy at all.
- That's amazing! - I'm not a sexy actress.
- It's weird that you're not sexy. - Anyway, please open your eyes.
- Can we? - Oh, my eyes are opening!
- Can we do it a little longer? - It's fun now!
- Can we do it a little longer? - Okay, I'll explain it a little more.
You can only ask seven questions in total.
You can ask the same question to all of us.
Or you can ask questions to one of us.
- Please refer to it. - Okay.
However, we have more than 6 million subscribers on our channel.
- So we can't say "sexy" or anything like that. - Oh!
- Can you say it without "sexy" or anything like that? - Yes. We have been doing this channel without "sexy" or anything like that. - Eh? - So this time, if we say something too direct or sexy, we will be dragged by "gay doguardian". - Gay doguardian? - Eh, it's the opposite. - Are you a combined person? - I would like to briefly talk about how erotic we are. - Are you talking about me? - Toshimitsu really specializes in erotic. - The great thing about Toshimitsu is that they don't buy on sale. - We buy it if we like it, but we don't buy it because it's on sale. - Oh! That's not true! Definitely not! - It's not bad to think it's on sale. - I see.
There are no sales in the work itself.
Because of the sales of the work itself, there is no fall.
It always happens with an appropriate decrease.
[I'm sorry, but I'm not a salesman.]
Don't you have Shibayu-san?
Of course, I continue to be a premium member of the DMM club, and I consume three rolling tens there a day.
Three in one day?
I'm going to get it more and more.
I thought I'd forget it.
It's a very good product.
There are patterns of rotation.
There is a pattern of going up, down, up, down.
There is a pattern of going right, left, right, left.
It's different, isn't it?
We can't say it, we can't say it.
What do you think of it?
Well, for me,
if I say it in a music video,
Toshimichi-san dances a little, but...
in a daily video,
there are times when sexy people call real people,
and there are times when they go to events.
Events are strong, aren't they?
If I say it in real numbers,
I get a lot of votes.
Yeah.
If I say it like that,
I don't know if it's air or something like that.
Open your eyes!
Eh, is it okay?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Let's say "open your eyes" call.
"Open your eyes" call.
Here we go.
Yes.
Three...
Two...
One.
Ah, "open your eyes", "open your eyes"!
MIC DROP
Whoa!
Eh?
No...
You didn't say it?
By the way, with the tri obligations,
there's no one wearing a monokuma here right now, right?
Even by the way they're sitting, they know it.
Oh, I see.
Yes!
Once when you buy it.
Once, of course.
One for three people.
Wow!
Ah, the middle person, I see!
Yes, yes, yes!
Can you introduce yourself?
Yes, this time, if you ask for my name,
it's a sexy-san-like name.
It might be there, so from your left hand,
please choose from 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Same as a new employee!
Yes!
It doesn't matter, you can call me by my nickname.
The person in the back,
with only his left eye open and his hair like this.
Oh! That's gross!
That's a little...
That's gross!
Now, if this eye and eye meet, it's a bad combination.
It's a bad thing.
Yes, so everyone,
there are seven questions.
First of all, let's look at the nails.
Nails.
Yes, let's look at the nails.
Does this fit in the question?
Yes.
Does it look okay?
It's a question of "show me your hands", one.
Ah, but as long as you can see it...
I can see it now, so...
Can you show me your underwear?
Ouch!
Be careful.
I'm sorry.
Wow, I'm scared of being in the back!
Wait a minute!
Let's go one by one, Tetsuya.
Okay, let's plan it out for now.
Okay, first one.
Can you answer all of the social media you currently use?
Then, in order, let's start with the first person.
Yes, I use Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.
You do it a lot.
Yes.
The second person, please.
I use Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.
Ah, TikTok.
I'm sure you'll use TikTok.
Then, the third person.
Yes, I use Twitter mainly and Instagram as a coach.
I see.
Yes, it's the same as me.
Then, number four, please.
Instagram and Twitter.
Yes, please.
Then, number five.
Instagram and Twitter and TikTok.
Which one is doing TikTok?
I thought I wouldn't do TikTok.
Do you do it?
I don't do it at all.
Do you do it?
I'm curious.
Then, number three, please.
Twitter and Instagram.
If you leave Instagram as it is, you will be able to know more about it.
Yes.
I'm used to being interviewed.
I'm used to answering questions.
I'm counting on you.
Toshimitsu-san, let's ask a question.
Can you say a sentence for us?
Can you say "cheers" with four or five people?
What's that?
It's a situation.
I'll say it.
What should I say?
Toshimitsu-san, please say it.
One, two...
Cheers!
Thank you.
One, two...
Cheers!
One, two...
Cheers!
One, two...
Cheers!
One, two...
Cheers!
That's good.
Everything is good.
You've changed your order.
I've changed it.
You've changed it.
That's good.
Toshimitsu-san, let's ask a question.
Me?
Yes.
I'd like to see your sensitive sense of organism.
What?
I'd like to see your sense of reaction.
I can't say it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please say it again.
Well...
I'm getting hot.
That's cute.
It's cute.
Let's start with number one.
I'm getting hot.
That was a good introduction.
That's good.
I'm sorry.
Number two, please.
I'm getting hot.
That's good.
Number three, please.
I'm getting hot in this room.
That's good.
I feel like I'm watching you through the screen.
I'm getting hot.
Number four, please.
I'm getting hot.
I see.
You're a romanticist.
I'll give you a warning.
Lastly, please give us a brief comment.
It's hot and I'm sweating.
What are you doing?
I want you to explain how Tetsuya's nose is going up.
This is no good.
I'm concentrating on watching the video.
I see.
You guys are good.
What do you think about this person?
I don't think it's 7, 3, or 5.
How do you feel about it?
I feel like I've seen something like this in a work of art.
I see. You feel like you've seen something like this in a work of art.
How about you, Toshi?
I don't think the second person is right.
I feel like he's an influencer.
Am I right?
How about you, Shibai?
I don't think the fifth person is right, either.
I don't think the fifth person is a super amateur.
You're really good at this.
You're just a professional.
You're more of a practice person?
The second person seems to be number one or number three.
Whether it's an actress or a man, all women are sexy.
An actor or a woman?
Have you had sex recently?
No?
Can I get you closer to your phone line?
Do you really use that?
It's not a hint anyway.
He and his people should keep an eye on it.
Okay, let's go.
Huh?
What's wrong with you?
(Laughing)
Anyway, I kicked one.
You bastard!
Why do I say such a thing?
(Laughing)
By the way, what is the intention of this question?
I have a friend named Taku Yoshiba, who is a great actor.
I love him.
If you were an actress, what would you do if you were Taku Yoshiba?
I would say that I was too much of a creature.
(Laughing)
I was too much of a creature.
That's right.
It wasn't helpful at all.
(Laughing)
It was a waste of money.
(Laughing)
It was a total failure.
(Laughing)
You said more than three.
Yeah.
Three left?
Oh, my God!
Among these three, who do you like and why do you like them?
I don't know if it's possible.
It's ambiguous.
Could you summarize it for me?
Among these three, who do you like and why do you like them?
Yes, I see.
Excuse me, number one and three, please.
Oh, but you guys...
Oh, you can do it.
Everyone can do it.
I'm not happy, so think about it properly.
(Laughing)
The reason is...
You're happy about it, aren't you?
He's the type of person who's funny, so I think it's fun to be with him.
We're funny and fun.
Oh, number two and three.
Number two and three.
Three years old.
Oh, I see.
Oh.
I like you.
You like me?
(Laughing)
Yes.
You like me, don't you?
Yes.
(Laughing)
It's very effective.
Maybe you can give me a reason.
I like short men.
(Laughing)
You're funny.
Okay, number three, please continue.
Oh.
I haven't seen you since I came here today.
Oh, I'm surprised.
I'm curious because we don't see each other.
Oh, my God.
It's a little hot.
That's a little hot.
It's a little hot.
It's hot.
Is it hot?
It's hot.
(Laughing)
I'm sorry.
Number four, please continue.
I like you.
Oh.
You're energetic and kind.
You do a lot of things for me.
I'm energetic and kind.
You're energetic and kind.
If it's all of you, you can choose, but if you're asked if you can do it, you can all do it.
If it's all of you who can do it, it won't be "c".
After all, number one is...
I feel like I'm just a scavenger.
Please be careful with your words.
I'm just a scavenger.
Ero woman.
Stop it!
(The number of people who can't do it has decreased.)
How is it now? Has it changed?
I think number one's line is a little lower.
I think so, too.
Number three is...
That's right. I think number three is a little hot, too.
There are quite a few people who don't look at each other's eyes.
I think we usually look at each other's eyes a lot.
For example, as a work of art,
If you don't look at each other's eyes in private,
Eh? You're not going to look at me?
It's supposed to be very fresh.
I see.
If it's different, I think it's a little persuasive.
That's possible.
If you agree with me, please kiss me on the cheek.
Why?
I think we can completely narrow it down to number three and three.
That's right. Let's narrow it down.
Number three and three.
Number one and three.
If it's number one and three, it's very hot.
I wonder if you're buying a dog.
I'm curious about that, too. I'm curious about pets.
I tend to buy them.
Then, number three, do you have any pets?
Yes, I have two dogs.
Wow!
Two dogs! That's a lot of money!
That's a lot of money!
I've done it.
It's a little expensive to buy pets.
That's right.
What about you, number five?
I have one cat.
Wow!
I see.
It's a good thing.
You're the seventh one.
As a bonus, what about you, Kenshu?
I have two Chihuahuas, a Dachshund and a Chihuahua.
Oh, both of them.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
What about you, number five?
I have a Chihuahua and a Dachshund and a Chihuahua.
Chihuahua...
This is...
It's hard to focus even if you ask me.
I don't know, but Chihuahua...
I wonder if there are two Chihuahuas and one Dachshund.
So you're saying you can have two dogs, not one?
Yes.
Oh!
You're talking to your pet, aren't you?
Oh, it's a pet.
I'm sorry.
Oh, it's a pet.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you two have a dog.
Yes.
Who is your favorite celebrity?
Oh, that's a special question.
I don't know.
So the last question is...
Favorite celebrity?
Male celebrities.
Yes. So, number three, is it okay?
I like Kodai-san of Sonar Pocket and I've been a fan of him for nine and a half years.
Oh!
Nine years?
Thank you.
What's the reason?
First of all, I've always liked thin and colorful people, but when I saw Kodai-san, I thought he was a pretty solid person and my taste changed.
Oh!
You've become a solid person.
Okay, number five.
If I had to choose one, it would be Lily Frankie- san.
Oh!
I see.
If we talk about it before we ask questions, it's like a batch contest.
Hahaha!
We were looking for that kind of thing.
But we haven't chosen a handsome actor yet.
Well, that's right.
Judgment time!
Nine years.
What? What?
Nine years.
Nine years of fans are watching.
What do you think of this?
Now, from number one to number five, there is only one sexy actress.
Now, judges, please discuss and give us your answers!
The more you get lost here, the less amazing it is when you get it right, so let's go quickly.
Now, please give us your answers!
The real sexy actress is...
One, two...
Number three!
I see, understood.
Now, while we wait for them to arrive, I'd like you to introduce yourselves.
Starting with number one, could you tell us your name and what you do for a living?
My name is Kotone Minase. I'm a race queen and such.
I see!
Hello!
I'm really sorry!
Now, number two, please.
I'm Mami Asahira. I'm an idol.
Oh, look!
Look at that!
Just as we expected.
Yes! Is it as expected as we thought?
Yes!
Then, we'll know the answer here and now.
I'm scared!
Please!
Now, number three, please.
Yes, I'm Fujimori Riko. I'm a sexy actress...
Yeah!
How is it?!
Show us!
Show us what you've got!
I'm lost!
I'm lost! I'm lost!
Well, we'll hear your thoughts later.
Yes!
Now, number four, please.
I'm Okita Yuu. I usually work at a black store.
Wow!
Black store!
It's a black store!
I see!
What kind of booking is this?!
Why did you come here?!
I came here for a strange reason...
Is my phone ringing?!
Now, number five, please.
Yes, nice to meet you. I'm Mikko.
I usually work as a producer for a maid cafe.
What?!
A producer for a maid cafe?!
You're not a maid?
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
What?!
Wow, we've got guests from all kinds of genres today.
I'm so happy!
Congratulations on becoming a producer!
Wow!
What do you think was the most suspicious?
Her facial expressions were always suspicious at first.
Fujimori-san, how was it?
The three of you said you liked it.
Was there anything you thought was good about it?
Taku-san and I have co-starred a few times.
We're very similar.
She called me "Taku-san"!
I just found out for the first time.
As a reward, you can kiss each other.
What?!
This is embarrassing.
Let's stop filming.
Let's stop.
But only one of you can do it.
Rock, paper, scissors, please.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
We're not friends anymore.
I'm going to take you to the police station.
Rock, paper, scissors!
You won!
Me?!
You won!
I was so happy!
You won!
Yay!
Why?!
I was so happy!
I'm not going to aim for you.
We're not friends anymore.
As a reward, you can kiss each other.
Shibayu-san will say a few words and we'll end the video.
We're co-stars.
Shibayu-san, it's your turn.
I can't see.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Did you come to kiss me today?
What?!
I didn't ask you that!
What do you think?
Look me in the eye.
Okay!
It feels good.
This guy is useless.
That might be better than the play.
Hahaha!
The ending was really slow and weird.
It was hard.
It's hard, hard, hard.
I can't say anything bad.
That's right.
I can't say it if you really come.
The left side is so weird.
It's like a win without a win.
You can see it, can't you?
I'm sorry, everybody. Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for coming.
And I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Thank you very much.